I'm not attractive enough. I'm not brave enough. I'm not capable enough, I'm not determined enough, I'm not entertaining enough. I'm not fun enough. I'm not good enough. I'm not hot enough.  I'm not interesting enough. I'm not joyful enough. I'm not knowledgeable enough. I'm not light enough. I'm not magical enough. I'm not naughty enough. I'm not occasional enough. I'm not powerful enough. I'm not qualified enough. I'm not rebellious enough. I'm not shaggable enough. I'm not talented enough. I'm not uncomplicated enough. I'm not vigorous enough. I'm not wanted enough. I'm not x enough.  I'm not yummy enough. I'm not zesty enough.

I'm just a freaking wannabe.