-How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just like to sit in the dark and cry
or
-Three: one to screw it in, two to write a poem about how much they miss the first one.
-What do emos use as birth control?
-Their personalities.
-How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
-Four:
one to cry about it,
one to make a Myspace about it,
one to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on MySpace,
the other to make the burrito. |
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