| The Top Alternatives to the Theory of Gravity |
[Oct. 11th, 2005|05:47 pm] |
Little demons holding onto our ankles, preventing us from flying off to heaven.
The Outer Space Repulsion Theory.
String Theory: everything is attached by a string to the core of the planet, and an infinite number of angels are pulling.
Theory of Groovity: All the fun happens on the surface of the planet, so there's where things like to go.
Intelligent Falling: God tells things in which direction to fall.
Nature does not abhor a vacuum -- Nature *LOVES* a vacuum. So much so that Nature lumps all that dirty matter into ugly spheres, leaving more of that sweet, sweet vacuum.
Objects fall because they hate our freedom. |
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| Date: | October 12th, 2005 - 10:13 am |
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