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[May. 12th, 2004|10:18 am] |
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Viss bija slikti, viss ir slikti, un būšot vēl sūdīgāk. Это сказано в классике, сказано в календарях... Ņerrrrrrrr... Šodien KN būs BG, bet es tur nebūšu. ceru, ka šorīt tramvajā kādam sāpīgi uzkāpa uz kājas tukla blondīne ar savas kurpes nagliņpapēdi. Atzīstieties, ieprieciniet niigru tautieti - nekas tā nenomierina kā citu nelaime. |
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| Varbūt snorkei un citiem zinātniekiem noderēs ;) |
[May. 12th, 2004|02:24 pm] |
Academic Phrases Completed
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS"... A really wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"... Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a beer glass.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"... They don't understand it either.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"... A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"... I am pleased to feed you bullshit. |
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| Tantei, ko ielikt savā žurnālā ;) |
[May. 12th, 2004|02:25 pm] |
Gastronomisks padoms sportistiem: Ja vēlaties uzlabot savus rezultātus sprintā, ieēdiet harčo ar putukrējumu ;)
Tapis sadarbībā ar ![[info]](http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif) petrovichs. |
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