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Pope, yet there are no witches?
The father, mother glanced at:
- I when he was little, too, thought so.

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- Each woman must be a mystery, "said Masha and Ate rebusov compendium.

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Three hunters encountered and boast their dogs.
First:
- I once Poshel hunting-rifle took, and bullets forgotten. Dal dogs smell-gun rounds, it has!
Second:
- I Poshel once-hunting took cartridges, a gun forgotten. Dal dogs smell it - gun cartridges had!
Third:
And I somehow went with his wife to swim, but she forgot Swimsuit. Dal dogs from the wife promezh feet smell it - neighbor for pritaschila eggs!

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Man in a bar looking ice in the cocktail:
- See what interesting form with a piece of ice-holes.
His neighbor said with disgust:
- What is interesting - I on that already 20 years married.

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Caught new Russian gold fish:
- Otpusti me your desire to fulfill three, "says fish.
- Because I do not want, but there is a desire: the first desire: I wish that our team had become world champion football team. Second desire: I wish that the great Pele said that our team is the great team of all times and peoples. And the third desire:
want the whole country rejoiced.
Ba-bah-all dark. He came, he looked, black, black dance around and shouting: "Brazil! Brazil!"

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Yesterday bastion courage and kiss Yulku
And it is me: "And what would it mean?"
- A vozmi and I shall lyapni with: "Request for Authorization"
- told that a Saturday came logons to it ...

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- Oh, and what of it with horseradish zhahaetsya banks?
- He obsession prosecution.
How so?
- It seems that it knows horseradish!

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Doctor, forgive, you do not tell that to be done in order not to sweat at work?
- Do not advise placed blankets.

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There are two secular lions.
- Milochka, I watch: you now make up one-God!
- Allow No, it does not homogeneously!
A pro - I color and not saying anything. I am about his weight.

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- Expensive, but what you give me on New Year's Day?
Of course, themselves, pretty ...
Indeed, ... After all year Rat ...

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"And I, like, got married recently. At a frog. So, hit it to the ground and turned a beautiful Tsarevna.
- Blonde?
- Agha.
- Slick?
- Agha.
- Smart?
Yes, as saying. Too badly hit.

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as called Cow, which does not give milk?
- zhadina-govyadina!

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Men's logic: Well-and that that ushanke, and valenkah body warmer. But warm!
Women's logic:-- Podumaesh brains and otmorozila ass. But nicely!

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God created Adam. Adamu was bored and he said to God: "I want Tra% partnership".
And god created Evu. Adamu again became bored and he said to God: "I want Tra% tracking all day." And god created concubines. He was fed up again and he said: "I want Tra% partnership day and night." And god created Windows.

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According to the forest path towards one another and fleeing rabbit polecat, well, and the cool-turn around the magnitude stukayutsya head. From both full impact otshibaet memory. After a while come to a halt and painfully trying to remember who they are.
Rabbit offers:
- Let us take turns describing each other. Maybe, though so remember who we are! Are you beginning.
Polecat:
- Well, you are such a furry, long-eared, tail you a little.
Rabbit, podprygivaya joyfully:
"So I probably rabbit!
Polecat:
"And I, and I?! Now describe me!
Rabbit:
- Ok, listen. You are such a bright, vertical stripes and rear vonyaesh heavily ...
Polecat in despair clapping themselves on the forehead paws:
In - Shoot, I do ZHOPA?!

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Mercedes stopped at the red. There Howdy Roma women to the car window and said, in cool:
- Hey, beautiful, Dai 10 rubles, and know that you will be with!
- Slysh, Jane, I thee ladies 10000 .. if you say that to me this is not!

In the old vegetable shop saleswomen said:
I should buy a five-kilo of potatoes, so I am afraid that not convey.
- Berit, babulya, soothes saleswomen - I vzveshu for you so that convey.