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Q: How do you get 1000 dead bodies into a phone booth?
A: Use a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: ...Nachos
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From:[info]iekodeets
Date: 5. Marts 2006 - 11:40
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2.dalja lieka...
From:[info]jealousy
Date: 5. Marts 2006 - 13:46
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Holandiešiem bija ko teikt par šo :)

Lets presume the average weight of a dead body is 75 kg. Let's presume the density of a body is the sae as water, about 1 kg per liter. That would mean a 1000 dead bodies would take up 75000 liter or 75 cubic meters. That's a hell of a phone booth.

You could extract all the water to save some space. However, then you would still require 75 x .30 = 22.5 m3.

I would like to propose that, by using both a blender and freeze-dryer, you would only be able to squeeze about 100 dead people in there. But it wouldn't go with nachos. I suppose you could sprinkle the powder on a buttered toast instead.
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From:[info]iekodeets
Date: 6. Marts 2006 - 07:53
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taa jau saprotamaak..,
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