8. With the new Crash Scheduler Wizard, those unpredictable crashes are a thing of the past.
7. New security/trust levels: Secure, Medium and "Ur pwn3d, b3y0tch!"
6. The "About" screen gives primary programming credit to "1,000,000 monkeys."
5. It's guaranteed 100% incompatible with non-Microsoft products!
4. It comes pre-installed with the latest malware, plus bonus "Create a Trojan" wizard.
3. It automatically blocks downloads of those nasty viruses such as Netscape, Firefox and Opera.
2. Good news: The browser is no longer part of the OS.
Bad news: The OS is now part of the browser.
and the Number 1 Surprise in Internet Explorer 7...
1. An audible whine emerges whenever you visit apple.com. |
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