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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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Šodien forumā piereģistrējās tāds lietotājs ar niku "SARAH BAXTER". Uztaisīja 3 identiskus topikus par kaut kādu kristietības šitu, es nemaz nelasīju, uzreiz izdzēsu. Pašu čalīti (vai čiksīti, kā nekā Sāra) nenobanoju, uzliku posting restriction uz astronomisku stundu skaitu. Nepaiet ne pusstunda, es saņemu sekojošu PM:
you are a naija boy. you have rained abuses on me and now i will show you am a yoruba boy serving SANGO (THE gods of thunder).Within the 7 market days,i will send thunder to you and distroy your family and your leanage.from 2day,your are cursed and will start getting bad OMENS , ACCIDENTS , ILL HEALTHS.....and various plagues named in the SEVEN BOOKS OF MOSES.
I WORK WITH BLACK MAGIC.DON'T THINK I ENTER THE INTERNET DOING THIS ORDINARILY.YOU HAVE OVERSTEPED YOUR BOUNDARY BY BANING ME.BY THE TIME I TENDER YOUR CASE TO THE CHIEF PRIEST,YOU WILL REGRET EVER BEING BORN.
YOU ARE DOOMED FOREVER."EMI NI MO SO BE,O DE MA SEBE.LAIKPE LAI JINA.".OLORUN MU BABA E LENI YI."
Pēc 10 minūtēm man bija gatava atbilde:
You on the other hand have rained abuses on this precious forum. I will show you now that I am an ordinary LVL 60 Black Mage and send you hepatitis C, gonorrhoea, syphilis, herpes, couple of plagues, dysentery and of course AIDS. Within thirty minutes (lol, your 7 market days made me laugh, what are you lvl 5? lolmao) I will send you the aforementioned "gifts" to you in a special hurricane and earthquake package that will gradually destroy you, your family, your friends, your pets (if you don't have any then all the pets in 10 mile radius), every person you have ever met or seen and some random fanatic christians. Maybe there was somthing else, I always tend to forget someone.
That's nice that you work with black magic, I've been working with it since age 10 even before I started using the Internet so tough luck, dude. What concerns you, you haven't overstepped any boundaries, I just think you're lame. And what's this chief priest lol? Your lvl 10 master? rolfmao.
Of course you are doomed (but only for a couple of weeks, because you'll die after that). "Rugire resupiinus horsus domesticus dulcis donec durare"
p.s.
what concerns your puny curse, I didn't even start to think about curing myself, because I have like over 300 points of EVADE SKILL, so you obviously missed bitch. LOL, Good luck next time, try casting that shit on some kindergarten kids first.
p.p.s
If you promise not to spam I could restore your account on this forums (I'm not telling you not to curse anyone, because you obviously need at least 30 level ups to be able to do any decent cursing  ) |
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