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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant |
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- Kādi ir vīrieša ideālie izmēri ?
80 - 20 - 42 (80 gadi, 20 miljoni eiro bankas kontā un 42 grādi temperatūra)
- Kas jādara sievietei, ja viņas vīrs zigzagā skrien pa dārzu?
Jāturpina šaut.
- Kāpēc vīriešiem ir līkas kājas?
Jo nesvarīgas lietas vienmēr tiek liktas iekavās. |
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Teksts gan baigi nopietns, bet nu zinot pokemonisko wii kaut kā baigi rauj uz ņirgu to lasot. |
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Uzmanību! nikns zaķis , nez kādu zāli saēdies:) |
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