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Phrases to avoid at dinner: "fully tax-deductible"; "violation of my parole"; "by decree of Lord Satan"; and "unpaid humor-list contributor."
If there's any chance whatsoever she might sleep with you, do the safe thing -- get rid of those "Star Wars" sheets.
When role-playing, do not suggest that she be the hot chick at work.
Start your date as late as possible to lessen the odds your true self will accidentally surface.
Your choice of gift tells a woman what you think about her. Roses, for example, say, "No chocolate for you, tubby!" |
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