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Basil: [to nurse] Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been. [Gets put back into bed] My god, you're ugly!
Nurse: I'll go and fetch the doctor.
Basil: It's not a doctor, it's a plastic surgeon you need dear.
(from the Episode "The Germans")
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gg3cSIfYWc4

Sybil about her mother's phobias:
"She's a worrier. She has these, well, morbid fears they are really...vans is one...rats, doorknobs, birds, open spaces...confined spaces, it's very difficult getting the space right for her really, you know...Footballs, bicycles, cows..and she's always on about men following her..I don't know what she thinks they're going to do to her....vomit on her, Basil says..."
(from the Episode "The Psychiatrist")
http://youtube.com/watch?v=attWI5Z_pok

Basil: There is your bath.
Mrs Richards: You call that a bath? It's not big enough to drown a mouse. It's disgraceful.
Basil: [muttering to himself] I wish you were a mouse, I'd show you.
(from the Episode "Communication Problems")
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vsm3FObZ1sI

Viens no labākajiem britu TV sitcom Fawlty Towers.