Man ar sevi ir taadas atieciibas, ka es domaaju ka esmu diezgan smuka, gudra un interesanta, bet I'm not my type and me and myself we don't have a spark. I would probably snog or avoid myself rather than marry, because I'm crazy and unaccomplished. I want to make myself tiny.

Man jau meenesi nav datoraa bijis internets, un varbuut taapeec jau meenesi kaads manu smadzenju gabalinjsh ir bijis aiztureets. Bet treshdien maajaas naaks kaads viirishkjis instaleet liiniju and stuff un tad tikai saaksies dziive.