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[Nov. 10th, 2009|11:58 am] |
Why is it that if my wife wants me to wear my Batman costume mask during lovemaking, it's "sexy," yet she goes ballistic when I ask if she'll tape a picture of her sister over her face?
Buying candy was a good idea to divert the attention away from my condom purchase. In retrospect, though, Gobstoppers probably wasn't the best choice.
The Top Historic Moments in Video Gaming
- December 25, 1990: Shortest elapsed time from "Wow, thanks for the cool game system!" to "I'm bored with this!"
- January 14, 2007: Total number of video games sold worldwide exceeds number of books sold.
- June 2, 1981: The first Pac-Man game appears in a Trenton, N.J. pizza parlor, signaling the start of the U.S. obesity epidemic.
- March 30, 1975: After initially poor sales of the original "Pong" system, developers come up with the innovative idea of making the little paddles movable.
- April 17, 1982: Little Timmy McKimmel of Plainview, OH becomes first kid to fatally succumb to Pac-Man Fever.
- August 16, 1975: First instance of a guy turning down sex in order to keep playing video games into the night.
- March 10, 1876: "Watson, come here. I'll bet I can kick your butt at Telegraph Tutor."
The Top Animal Horror Movies
- Rosemary's Litter
- Dogzilla
- Filleting Nemo
- The Legend of Buggerer Vince
- Nosferretu
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