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[Jul. 14th, 2009|10:17 am] |
The Top Surprises in the LOLcats Musical
- Of the twelve thousand script authors, at least three of them have actually had sex.
- No actors, just a PC and projector trolling 4chan.
- Ends with mysteriously masked Basement Cat bringing down bucket chandelier on the audience.
- Directed by the pets.com sock puppet.
- Opera-style subtitles for the LOLspeak-impaired.
- Book and lyrics officially condemned by English Teachers of America.
The Top Things That Can Be Produced from Air
- A fabulous new wardrobe for the Emperor.
- Well, like every summer in Wisconsin, mosquitoes.
- Properly warmed, it is the basic building block of all political lifeforms.
- Money. In the vicinity of Warren Buffet's office.
- My nose just pulls allergens, there's got to be a way to market that.
- Money (at least my kids think so.)
- Lampblack (using the air over Beijing, Mexico City, or Baku.)
- Fuel can be drawn from the air. Or at least the air around the Tres Burritos Mexican restaurant.
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