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[Feb. 26th, 2009|10:05 am] |
The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat),we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!'
The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes!'
The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours!'
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?'
The Italian said............
'I wiped my hands on the bedspread'
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sittin' around talkin' one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and put it to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnut and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinkin' real hard about the question. Finally, he says, ....."Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
New Sec. of State...
FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT SHE HAVE A MUSLIM NAME. SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME: SELDOM BIN LAYED
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