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Celebrity boxing is an affront to every principle of human dignity -- but on the bright side, at least the celebrities get punched for participating. The Covert Comic
The Top Rejected Marketing Slogans for Windows 7
- Buy Windows 7 or we'll bring back Gates and Seinfeld - Like you're really gonna switch to Mac, geekboy - Now that Windows is perfect, Microsoft no longer needs Bill Gates - Seven: not only the version, but also the gigs of memory needed to boot up - Vista was sucky, but 7 is lucky! - Windows: Still in single-digits! - Four orders of magnitude slower than Windows 3 - Recommended by 4 out of 5 virus writers - Now with the most invisible changes ever - Hasta la Vista, baby - Complete your set of the 7 Deadly Operating Systems - It's just like a Mac. From 2005.
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