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Nov. 21st, 2008|05:04 pm |
My mother used to tell me you can't put a price on love. Then again, she really had a lousy business sense for a hooker.
Chris MacEachen
The Top New College Degrees for the 21st Century
- PhDS -- Doctor of Spin
- MP -- Master of Pokemonics
- PhAT -- Doctor of Hip-hop and Urban Slang
- AA in AAA AA -- 2-year degree in sober driving
- BS in Animal Divorcery
- Bachelor of Scientology in Dianetics and Con Arts
- LOL,ROFLMAO -- Luminary of Lexicology, Readily Observable Fluctuations in Linguistic Manifestations of Acronyms Online
- BPS -- Bachelor of Pseudo-Science (Kansas Universities only)
- BS in Tae-bology
- Master of Bitching and Whining About How There Never Used to Be This Much Traffic and It Was Safe to Walk the Streets at Night
- SDKB -- The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Degree
- MD, specializing in Tattoo Removal and Piercehole Spackling
- MFD -- Master of F**kin' De Nirology
- VPE,GRFX/X-F -- Virtual Porn Engineer with Specialty in Placing Gillian Anderson's Head on Playboy Model's Body
- DhP -- Doctor of Reverse Psychology
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