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Oct. 22nd, 2008|09:10 am |
The Top Little-Known Terrorist Organizations
- Al Quesadilla -- fighting for Mexican cheese appetizers
- B.R.A. (Banana Republican Army) -- khaki-wearing freedom fighting yuppies
- International House of Paramilitarism -- No attacks before breakfast!
- Ku Klutz Klan -- clumsy cross-burning rednecks
- Kabob-aloos -- Cuban freedom fighters armed only with skewers
- The IRAs -- little nebbish guys who annoy the hell out of people, with pants hiked high to conceal their Glocks
- El McPherson -- band of crazed-from-hunger Supermodels
- The Moulin Rouge -- French Communist song and dance troupe
- The Spanish Imposition -- Your Tia Josephina comes for a visit, stays for a month, and lounges around all day watching Spanish soap operas with the TV volume blasting.
- Al Kato -- freeloading houseguests who move in and eat all your food
- The Talibananarama -- spreading the message of bad British '80s dance music
- Balsamic Jihad -- fundamentalist food critics
- "Weird Al" Qaeda -- attacking the capitalist, American government by spreading their revolutionary message in the form of a rousing polka medley
- The Black Pansies -- black-gloved horticulturists
- Yeehaw Jihad -- "The Cowboys of Chaos"
- Falun Bong -- Uhm... hey, man, what are we fighting again?
- Pujafudin-Pujafudout -- spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey
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