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Sep. 18th, 2008|01:18 pm |
Thirty-six years ago I wished upon a star. Today, the Thumbelina doll I asked for finally showed up. And you know what that means? I'M GETTIN' A PONY!!!!
Anne Sholl
Forget everything else you've ever been told about what marriage means -- what it REALLY means is that you have to cut your toenails more often.
David Kass
I was pretending that my computer mouse was a real mouse, and that the two buttons were his little butt cheeks. But then I went to use the wheel and got totally grossed out, so I don't think I'll pretend that any more.
Nick Danger
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