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May. 26th, 2008|08:45 am |
I shudder to think at the amount of domestic violence that has resulted from the re-release of the VW Beetle.
Steve Bacon
Advertising to the rescue again. My daughter was self-conscious about being adopted, but thanks to the local car dealer's ads, she now refers to herself as a "Certified Pre-owned Child."
Paul B.
Probably the hardest thing about being seduced by the dark side of the Force is having to tell your parents: "Mom, Dad... I've decided to use my Jedi powers in the service of pure evil."
The Covert Comic
I've been getting my ass kicked in our local rec league so much lately, I think I've developed athlete's butt.
Brad Simanek
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