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[Apr. 25th, 2008|01:20 pm] |
The Top More Socially Polite Phrases For Constipation
- Hardening of the farteries
- Let's just say those five extra pounds aren't water weight.
- Maximizing your withholdings.
- The bowel-hog keeps seeing his shadow.
- You are "temporarily indisposed" and "awaiting further developments" due to "big turds stuck in your colon."
- You've developed the antidote to the "Taco Bell Problem."
- The Browns are stuck in the locker room.
- A production strike at the Hershey factory.
- Got a full magazine, but the rifle's jammed.
- Bricked up and the mortar is set.
- The tarbaby is entering his fourth trimester.
- A multi-meal pileup has blocked the only road out of town.
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