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[Feb. 15th, 2008|12:34 pm] |
Vēl par Valentīna dienu, ja nu nākamgad noder ;))
Valentine Card Limericks
Please tell me my love, it ain't so.
A restraining order? I didn't know!
I ask just one thing,
As you charge up your thing:
Please, please, don't tase me, bro!
Spike Jones
Our times shared brim with romance,
And I'm thrilled with your breasts, so enhanced.
Now I hate to be fussy,
But ditch you I must, see
Something *pokes* me down there when we dance.
Brad Simanek
You are the love of my life,
But your cheating brings only strife.
So the irony's sublime:
You ARE "tied up" this time!
Now hold still while I sharpen this knife.
Trish Jensen
Like a sprinkling of rain in a drought,
So your beauty has made my love sprout.
A bond none can sever,
'Twill linger forever,
Unless my old lady finds out.
Larry Hollister
I liked kissing you in the park.
Twixt our lips, definitely a spark!
But I wasn't so excited
When my Old Spice ignited
And you flew in a projectile-like arc.
Matt Moore
They fight! They argue! They squawk!
They hurl unkind words -- even rocks!
But come what may,
Together they'll stay.
Your Hillary and my Barack.
David Kass
At this time of year, goodness knows,
It does not take that much to suppose
That a gift you are seeking,
But the prices are peaking
At $10.50 for a single damned rose!
Dan Weckerly
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