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[Feb. 14th, 2008|07:17 pm] |
The Top Valentine’s Day Verses for Nurses
Bruises are livid
And bedpans are white
This verse is insipid
But nurse, you're all right.
Arteries are red,
veins are blue,
you punctured my skin,
now IV got you!
I once read that nurses
Are living, breathing saints.
Who else would change
With ne'er a cringe
Bedpans without complaints?
Vomit, Bleeding, Diarrhea
The things I suffer just to seeya.
Sponge me lightly, sponge me gently, sponge me head to toe.
Sponge me right, my Valentine and watch my true love grow.
I see you there in scrubs so bright
with butterflies and kitties!
Who'd have thunk that underneath
you've arrows through your titties?
My love is like a red, red nose
That's cauterized in June.
My love is like the melody
Played in a private room.
As she doth wipe a patient's ass,
So deep in love am I
And I will love thee still, my dear
When bedpans have run dry
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