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Nov. 28th, 2007|07:56 am

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My job as a manure shoveller is really disgusting, pays badly, and makes me smell like crap all the time. On the upside, I can fart without anyone knowing it.
Miles Walker

The Top Signs You're in a Hotel Full of Lawyers

- Happy hour has been canceled due to a restraining order and pending investigation into the exact length of the "hour."
- Outside your door this morning you received a USA Today, a New York Times and 300 business cards.
- Restaurant menus printed in stilted Latin.
- Room service is receiving subpoenas to appear with hors d'oeuvres and champagne.
- The "Swim at Your Own Risk" sign at the pool has been replaced with a "Beware of Sharks" sign.
- The snooze button on the alarm clock reads "overruled."
- There are ski boots welded to the floor of the shower so you don't slip.
- The rooms not only rent by the hour, but you'll get charged for five more than you stayed.

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