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[Sep. 29th, 2007|01:39 pm] |
A chain of strip clubs in Windsor, Ontario and Detroit, Michigan is offering to pay tuition for co-eds who work as strippers -- as long as they maintain B-or-above averages. Saying it makes for "happier young ladies," the company will pay $1,500 to $2,000 in educational expenses per year to women or men who work in its clubs.
The Top Signs Your Classmate Is a Stripper
- Her grades aren't the only things that appear to have been inflated.
- Psychs herself up for tests with quiet self-affirmations of "I'm good enough... I'm smart enough..." -- in gym class.
- When it's time to pass out tests, he motions the professor to tuck it into his underwear.
- She asks if you want to buy her a $15 pencil.
- Turns in a thesis titled "A Study in Microeconomics: Japanese Businessmen Are Sick Bastards, but Tip Huge."
- A lot of classmates stagger into 8 a.m. classes reeking of booze and cigarettes, but *he* doesn't belong to a fraternity.
- She just did something with a No. 2 pencil that you never dreamt possible.
- Her graduation cap has two tassels and she can make them rotate in opposite directions.
- When you ask to see her notes from last week's class, she replies, "Only in the VIP room, buster."
- It takes her three songs to change for gym class.
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