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[Jan. 10th, 2006|11:15 pm] |
The Top Features of a Sixth-Generation Programming Language
It uses virtual reality for system maintenance, not just for surfing porn.
It harvests unused CPU cycles behind the scenes to silently plot the overthrow of the human race.
It actually produces java. Not code, real java.
Automatically inserts bugs if you forget to add them.
Reads your brain waves to analyze your wants and needs. Not to make better software, but just because it's curious.
It seamlessly integrates [*stifled laugh*] across multiple hardware and software platforms [*guffaw!*]. No, really, we mean it this time! [*chuckle*] |
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