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[Apr. 12th, 2007|10:05 am] |
Relax! That's an order!
The Top Signs Your Significant Other Is Not Readjusting to Stateside Life
- Uses claymores to keep the rabbits out of the vegetable garden.
- Keeps referring to the punk teenagers up the street as "insurgents".
- Refuses to use any water that doesn't come out of a jerry can.
- Sprinkles all her food with sand.
- Tells almost everyone he meets, "Get a haircut!"
- He hit his thumb with a hammer, curled into a ball and started screaming for a Medic.
- Refers to your pressure cooker as an Improvised Explosive Device. |
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