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[Mar. 30th, 2011|03:41 pm] |
Наши ветви власти ведут себя как сучья.
Мания величия - завел свою страничку сразу в википедии.
В гидрометеоцентр требуются сотрудники с болезнью суставов.
С возрастом всё больше вспоминаешь и всё меньше запоминаешь.
Деньги портят людей – так что у нас в основном народ хороший…
Часто повторяемая глупость со временем превращается в бесспорную истину.
Реалисту не важно, насколько пуст или полон стакан, важно, сколько осталось бутылок.
Поддался на спам, заказал средство для увеличения пениса всего за 50 долларов. Так эти суки прислали мне лупу!
- Папа, а наш ёжик от старости умер?
- Конечно, сынок, был бы он молодой, он бы от КАМАЗа убежал бы.
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[Mar. 30th, 2011|04:04 pm] |
The Top Signs You're an Apple Fanatic
- You gave your ex-wife both cars, the house, the dog, and custody of the kids so she wouldn't get your iPhone.
- You're banned from every orchard, farmer's market and produce department in three states because "They just don't look right without a bite out of them." ( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs Your Boss Knows Nothing About Programming
- His "if/then" statements are more like "if/or else."
- Insists that you use Arial for your source code because it's easier for the computer to read. ( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Right and Wrong Ways to Say Something
Right: "I had a lot of fun this evening, but don't want to take things too quickly."
Wrong: "If you ever try to contact me again, it will take more than dental records for the authorities to ID your sorry carcass."
Right: "I've heard so much about you, it's nice to finally meet you in person."
Wrong: "You're kind of a vaguely creepy fellow. Ever been in prison?"
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Malware recently infected part of The NASDAQ network.
The Top Signs the Stock Market Has Been Hacked
- The only stocks available are "VIGR," "LOL!" and "N00B."
- The opening bell now plays the Zelda theme. ( ... tālāk ... )
Sociologists say that, roughly speaking, members of "Generation X" were born between 1965 and 1980, while "Generation Y" folks were born between 1981 and 1995.
The Top Differences Between Generation X and Generation Y
Gen-X: will never forget when they first saw the Berlin Wall come down
Gen-Y: will never forget when they saw the first post on their Facebook wall go up
Gen-X: "Might as well Jump!"
Gen-Y: "This is the police. Step back from that ledge!"
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