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October 20th, 2010

[Oct. 20th, 2010|01:04 pm]
No @5tevenw twiterī:

I am going to start working out soon, but at the moment I'm beefing up for my "before" picture.

How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you.

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born

I found a tin of meat in the cupboard, and as soon as I opened it, 20 more tins appeared. Bloody Spam.

I took my dog to the park today and played frisbee with him. He was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.

Chickens sleep on a feather bed every night.

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
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[Oct. 20th, 2010|01:29 pm]
Cracked:
Dīvaini izstrādājumi un to apskati :]

Antiutopisks nākotnes redzējums...

Lietas, kurām būtu jābūt Bībelē... bet nav.
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