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[Jul. 21st, 2010|07:49 am] |
Бывает, что пинок под зад является началом успешной карьеры.
Что бы в России ни происходило, это приводит только к одному - росту цен.
Командиp командует солдатами:
- Так! Копать здесь, здесь и здесь! А я пока схожу, узнаю, где надо...
Едем на работу, район Свиблово - Ботанический Сад. Увидев шпиль Останкинской телебашни, паренёк из рассейской глубинки воскликнул: "Ух ты, а что там за завод, с такой трубой-то!.." |
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[Jul. 21st, 2010|08:16 am] |
After my accident, the doctors told me I shouldn't be alive. It wasn't a medical opinion, though -- they were expressing a deeply held personal belief.
Men are not as shallow as we're sometimes made out to be. If you give a man a choice between saving the universe and getting laid, he will inevitably choose saving the universe, after only a second or two of indecision.
You'd think that after all he's done for his country, Captain America would have been promoted to a higher rank by now.
Most people consider having oily skin a bad thing, but if I ever fall into a giant vat of bread dough, I know I'll have no problems escaping.
I took out a second mortgage last month so I could go on a trip to Italy, buy a new car and pay off my bills. Man, is my landlord is pissed.
The Top Side Effects of Internet Via Power Lines
- Out: "DSL or cable?" In: "AC or DC?"
- Even your local church's website is shocking.
- Death row inmates demand the electric chair so they can experience one last porn website in virtual reality.
- With all the naughty stuff being downloaded, transmission towers stand a bit taller.
- Your home's power meter measures in kbps.
- Every website's content is always current.
The Top Movies About the BP Disaster
- Finding Nemo, Washed-Up on a Beach
- The Perfect Shitstorm
- Coastbusters
- The Pelican Grief
- Oceans a-Lubin'
- Incompetent Basterds
- Gush, Gush, Sweet Charlatans
- O Seafood Dinner, Where Art Thou?
- Silence of the Clams
- *Screw* Willy!
The Top Haikus of the Elements
Chlorine in the pool
Peculiar taste in my mouth
But better than piss
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