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June 5th, 2010

[Jun. 5th, 2010|10:37 am]
Презерватив, вложенный в папину заначку, отвлекает родителей от глупых вопросов о школе...

Как было раньше? Чтобы получить политическую власть, революционеры захватывали - банки, газеты, заводы...
А сейчас? Революционеры захватывают политическую власть, чтобы получить - банки, газеты, заводы...

- Девушка, а не подскажете, который час?
- Ой! Вы знаете, я часы дома забыла.
- Пойдемте ко мне, посмотрим?!

Идёт мужик, а в руках ружьё и серёжки. Его спрашивают:
- Тебе зачем серёжки?
- Тёще подарю.
- А ружьё зачем?
- Дырки в ушах буду делать.
( ... tālāk ... )
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[Jun. 5th, 2010|10:42 am]
I finally found out what I did to make my wife so angry with me: married her.

In my local supermarket, there's an aisle labeled "Foods of the World." But really, shouldn't ALL foods be in that aisle?


Your lovely mod recently saw a lovely documentary about a lovely woman in England who still breastfeeds her children. The kids are 9 and 11 years old. Oh, my.

The Top Signs Your Child Is Too Old to Breastfeed

- Your first nipple piercing is caused by his braces.
- His secretary just called to ask if you can reschedule for 11:45. ( ... tālāk ... )

The Top Reasons Not to Let Your Fiancee Meet Your Parents

- She might remember your dad since she never forgets a trick.
- If your folks actually put on their glasses, it will become abundantly apparent why you want to marry in Vermont. ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Jun. 5th, 2010|10:46 am]
Bildes: ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Jun. 5th, 2010|11:03 am]
Video: Bet vismaz izskatās smuki ;))

Viņam, diez, balsssaites neiekaisa? :))
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[Jun. 5th, 2010|11:04 am]
Links: Izvēlies vasaras nometni priekš sava bērna ;))
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[Jun. 5th, 2010|11:36 am]
Cracked: Iespaidīgi izlikšanāss gadījumi

Interneta iepazīšanās skaidrojošā vārdnīca :D
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