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[Jan. 13th, 2009|09:23 am] |
- Скажите, с какого момента вы стали увлекаться парашютным спортом?
- Честно говоря, как только увидел, что горит и второй двигатель...
Загадка!
У Пети 12 яблок, у Лёши 8 яблок, а у Васи в жопе соль.
Кто бежал последним из колхозного сада?
Сорта бройлеров:
Высший: Забили в расцвете сил.
Первый: Убили, чтоб не мучился.
Второй: Не успели...
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jan. 13th, 2009|11:27 am] |
I'm surprised more people don't appreciate this obvious dieting tip: If you want to loose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat.
Joseph Moore
The Top Bad Things About Dating a Monkey
- Always "accidentally" getting his prehensile tail up your skirt.
- Even when he's glad to see you, it's still just a banana in his pocket.
- His idea of role-play sex? You dress up like the Empire State Building and he climbs you and swats model airplanes.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Reasons Online Dating Is Better Than Real Life Dating
- Your Second Life avatar is a lithe, nimble, talented dancing machine. The last time you tried to dance, it wound up involving paramedics and psychotherapy.
- You can conduct a virtual make-out session while simultaneously campaigning in WoW *and* watching Galactica.
- In real life it takes you an hour to do your hair and make-up and pick out the right dress. Online you can just Photoshop your icon in about ten minutes.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Uses for a Kilo-Carat Diamond
- Use several to make an abrasive tool for drilling through a mega-carat diamond.
- Finally you can have your dream of bowling with a diamond bowling ball.
- I'm hoping for 1000 times more of what the one carat diamond got me.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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