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[Jun. 21st, 2008|11:21 am] |
После просмотра матча Россия-Швеция возникла мысль - а не нанять ли нам в Президенты России голландца?
Он: я тебя люблю..
Она: и я)
Он: хочу в попу...
Она: иди
Пытаюсь дозвониться до службы судебных приставов. Постоянно заняты все семь телефонов, звонок явно срывается. Звоню на АТС. Ответ оператора развеселил до слез: "А, это вы судебным приставам звоните? Так мы их за неуплату отключили!"
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[Jun. 21st, 2008|03:42 pm] |
My wife suggested I buy a reflector vest for when I go out walking in the pre-dawn hours. Hell, that's *got* to be better than spray-painting the dog fluorescent pink each morning.
Brad Simanek
Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan has written a book, "What Happened," about his time in the Bush Administration. Not surprisingly, he takes Bush to task over the Iraq war, among other things.
The Top Surprises in Scott McClellan's Book
- The Pentagon has known Bin Laden's whereabouts for years; they're just waiting for him to go somewhere the president can pronounce.
- In the last chapter, it turns out the whole thing was just a Dick Cheney dream, as George opens the shower curtain to find President Gore cleaning up.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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