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[May. 6th, 2008|08:11 am] |
Существование каждого изобретения делится на 5 этапов:
1. Курьез;
2. Игрушка;
3. Оружие;
4. Бытовая техника;
5. Ретро.
- Я претендую лишь на Ваше сердце...
- Как жаль, а я уже разделась...
- Я когда со своей Юлькой первый раз встретился, подумал: "Ну и выдра!"
- А потом?
- А потом пришел домой, глянул на себя в зеркало и думаю: "А ничего так бабенка!"
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[May. 6th, 2008|11:22 am] |
"Whores" and "horse" may sound alike, but bring the wrong one to the kiddie birthday party and poof, all the neighbors suddenly hate you.
Jill Gallagher
The next time you curse the fact that it's Monday, just think of it as proof that you made it through another weekend without killing yourself by doing something stupid.
Phil Garding
The Top Differences If the Internet Really Was a Series of Tubes
- Alaska considered to be a hub of technology development.
- Euphemism for losing your Internet connection: "Having your tubes tied."( ... tālāk ... )
The Top 9 Uses for Human-Powered Electrical Generators
- Additional power for my taser while out exercising at night.
- A "break even on the calories" Krispy Kreme donut machine.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top 9 Signs You Are Not Cut Out to Be a Horror Writer
- Whenever you write something even remotely creepy, you soil yourself.
- Every time you write a scene where one of your characters dies, you make your family and friends attend the funeral.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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