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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|08:03 am] |
- Я буду жаловаться! Официант, книгу жалоб!
- Пошел на х..! Не в библиотеке!
- Неу, mаn! Рlеаsе саll mе а tахi.
- Yеs, sir. Yоu аrе а tахi.
Мать обращается к восьмилетней дочери:
- Доченька, в твои годы я вела дневник...
- Это устарело, мама. Я сейчас веду базу данных.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|08:16 am] |
One advantage of our entire class Of 1978 failing math is that we can pretty much show up at any class reunions we choose.
Jerry L. Embry
Some people hate mornings, but I like to think of them as a sign that I haven't yet died in my sleep.
Phil Garding
Man, they are so strict at my new job. It's constantly: "No personal calls," "Don't surf the Web," "Put your pants back on." I mean, who can work in an environment like that?
Brad Wilkerson
The Top Things You Don't Want to Hear at a Horror Convention
- "That's convenient! Mother's Day is coming up and that table has nipple clamps on sale."
- "Who tracked fake blood through lobby? That *is* fake blood, isn't it?"( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|01:10 pm] |
The Top Differences If Spam Email Were Actually Edible
- Productivity jumps as standard management emails allow employees to eat at their desks.
- The colloquial term for "sphincter" would be "spam filter."
- Impoverished African countries would be much more interested in receiving emails than sending them.
- Computer geeks would become fat and sedentary... er, never mind.
- Every couple of weeks you'd have to defrag *and* degrease your hard drive.
- "Enlarge your esophagus fast!"
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