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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|09:48 am] |
Наркоманы создают иллюзию рая на этом свете, а затем экстерном отправляются в ад.
Социологи установили, что подняв с ковра нитку, которую не смог всосать пылесос, двоe из трех мужчин бросают ее обратно, чтоб дать пылесосу еще один шанс.
Вопрос:
- Можно ли пить в государственные праздники?
Ответ:
- Нужно! В наших государственных праздниках без бутылки не разберёшься. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|02:37 pm] |
Whenever I'm beset by problems that seem insurmountable, I always think to myself: "WWJD." Yep, Woo Woos and Jack Daniel's can get you through pretty much anything.
Wiley
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Albert Einstein
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|02:38 pm] |
A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes, nocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn`t home.
" Well," the woman said, " could I please wait for her?"
The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than three hours.
After feeling really worried, she called out for him and asked," May I know where your wife is?"
" She went to the cemetery," he replied.
"And when is she coming?"
"I don`t really know," he said. "She`s been there eleven years now."
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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