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[Mar. 19th, 2008|07:54 am] |
Шоу-бизнес - это то, что превращает обычную кобылу в светскую львицу.
Бюстгалтер просто держит бюст, зато лифчик его поднимает.
Он так шумно подъехал к нашему дому на мотоцикле, что папа от неожиданности уронил бутылку водки. После этого, конечно, ни о какой свадьбе не могло быть и речи...
Муж с женой в гостях за праздничным столом. Муж вяло, но целеустремленно, тянется к очередной рюмке.
Она (заботливо):
- Не пей больше - плохо станет!
Он (философски):
- А, ладно. Он все равно никогда хорошо не стоял.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 19th, 2008|09:21 am] |
The Top Worst Jobs During Easter Season
- Re-labeler of clearance-priced Valentine's Day candy to full-retail-priced Easter candy.
- Hollow Chocolate Bunny Re-inflater.
- The guy who mows all the astroturf to get that plastic green stuff that goes in Easter baskets.
- Crucifixion Re-Enactor.
- Taste tester to determine if the egg is from the current year.
No TopFive.com |
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[Mar. 19th, 2008|09:35 am] |
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know.
Diane Arbus
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.
Kurt Vonnegut |
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[Mar. 19th, 2008|01:28 pm] |
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Hipotekāro kredītu krīzei veltīts ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 19th, 2008|02:18 pm] |
I think math class should teach us useful skills, like how this small, round cardboard tube would be half full of toilet paper right now if I had just coughed up a few cents more for the double roll.
Mixmaven
I wonder just how hot a commodity Cindy Crawford would be if that mole were on the end of her nose.
Norm Wilcox
The Top Courses at McDonald's High School
- Marketing 316: What the Hell Were We Thinking? Grimace
- Time Management 101: Extending the Five-Second Dropped Food Rule to Ten Seconds
- McPsychology 101: It's Food If We Tell Them It's Food( ... tālāk ... ) |
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