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February 5th, 2008

[Feb. 5th, 2008|08:21 am]
Только в России все атеисты православные.

И выпил старик еще один стакан водки, и забросил он в третий раз невод в синее море... И пришел к нему невод с банкой пива "Балтика №3". И сказала ему банка пива: не пей меня, старче, я тебе утром еще пригожусь!

Вопрос к Армянскому радио:
- Если Президентом Америки станет Хилари, что она сделает в первую очередь?
Ответ:
- Она подаст на развод.
- А если Президентом станет Обама?
- Отдаст приказание перекрасить Белый Дом.
( ... tālāk ... )
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[Feb. 5th, 2008|10:43 am]
The Top Effects of Global Warming on the Internet

- Porn downloads are getting hotter.
- Internet traffic speeds up because warm stuff slides through those tubes faster than cold stuff.
- The GoDaddy girl is down to a G-string and pasties.
- Al Gore finally stops trying to take credit for creating the Internet when it's revealed that the real source of global warming is all the computers and monitors running 24/7 around the world.
- The Linux penguin starts worrying about the long-term weather forecast.
- A new wave of spam e-mail advertises cheap air conditioner refrigerant.
- Google Earth is completely useless after the polar ice caps melt and cover the world in water.

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[Feb. 5th, 2008|01:40 pm]
Note to employees: The statement "Think outside the box" does *not* constitute permission to leave it.
The Covert Comic

They call me "The Human Chameleon." If I stand next to a white guy, I look white. If I stand next to a black guy, I look black. If I stand next to a fountain, I pee on myself.
Walter Means

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