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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:59 am] |
Если девушка дала вам еще один шанс, не упускайте его - расставайтесь.
Захлебнулся радостью - еле откачали.
"Мой компьютеp" - именно так считает "Windows" когда Вы его ставите на свой компьютеp. И, естественно, делает с ним все, что хочет, независимо от Вас. Это его компьютеp.
Скрытая реклама процессоров АМД в русской сказке: Hе садись на пенёк...
- Бл*ть!
- А меня отучили говорить это слово, я теперь заменяю его на "добрая фея"! давай ты тоже так говорить будешь? :)
- Пошла нах@й, добрая фея!
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:06 am] |
Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansion recently reopened after refurbishment. Major changes include modifications to the attic to emphasize the haunted bride back story and a really cool Escher-style staircase effect.
Makes you wonder what changes didn't make it off the drawing board, doesn't it?
The Top Rejected Modifications to the Haunted Mansion
- The Seven Horrors of Dwarven Vivisection.
- The area at the exit with the overpriced merchandise your kid doesn't need but absolutely has to have -- what? It's there? Nevermind.
- The IRS Audit-orium.
- The room of disembodied ears, ripped off their own heads by parents after being stuck on the Small World ride for 75 minutes.
- A chamber haunted by the ghost of Eddie Murphy's career begging you for scripts.
- The ventilation-free room of sweaty tourists.
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|11:05 am] |
If you can stay married to Bill Clinton, is there anything you can't do? On the other hand, if you're willing to stay married to Bill Clinton, is there anything you *won't* do?
The Covert Comic
In the world of fools, the smart man is king. Unfortunately for me, this doesn't work the other way around.
George MacMillan
I always felt those Farm Aid concerts were an awesome idea because I know first-hand how tough it is being a small farmer these days -- especially when the DEA keeps burning your crop before you can harvest.
Edwin Ball
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|11:12 am] |
The Top Predicted Scandals of 2008
- Teenager Jamie Lynn Spears becomes a grandmother when her daughter is born pregnant.
- The Bush administration somehow destroys all record of the past seven years.
- Global warning finally hits home when Joan Rivers' face melts on the red carpet at the Emmy awards.
- Dozens of Olympians hospitalized after kissing lead-coated medals.
- President Bush pulls the U.S. Olympic team from Beijing, demanding, "Mr. Chinese fella, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"
- J.K. Rowlings reveals that her next book will be about gay wizard Dumbledorf's younger, pre-wizard days as a prominent and openly homophobic, conservative U.S. Senator with a predilection for cruising busy airport men's rooms for anonymous sex.
- Ignored by the media for several weeks, Paris Hilton explodes.
- Bill Clinton fails in his primary campaign when he nails Mrs. Kucinich and Mrs. Thompson, but only gets to third base with Mrs. Obama.
- The impact of the television writers' strike becomes very real when ABC announces its new reality show, "I've Got Your Nose."
- Angelina Jolie saves two more children from third-world conditions by adopting Britney Spears' kids.
- Hillary Clinton fails a steroid test -- and forgetfully pees into the cup standing up.
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|12:14 pm] |
Uzčurā man viņam! :)) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|04:47 pm] |
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Pareizs brīdinājums ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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