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January 10th, 2008

[Jan. 10th, 2008|07:33 am] Демократия - это когда народ выбирает себе слуг, а не хозяев. - У меня жена - как пуля! - Быстрая? - Да не, дура... На автобусной остановке стоят трое. Первый - в туфлях и легком пальто, второй - в теплых ботинках и зимнем пальто, третий - в тулупе, на ногах - валенки. Первый: - Ну и морозец! Градусов 40, наверное... Второй: - Сорок не сорок, а 25 будет. Третий: - Да ладно вам, не больше 10 градусов! ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Jan. 10th, 2008|09:32 am] Jauks robokops :] ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Jan. 10th, 2008|10:48 am] Achmed the Dead Terrorist Xmas Special :)) Link Leave a comment

[Jan. 10th, 2008|10:52 am] The Top Signs Your Hotel Is Full of Psychiatrists - "Would you like toast or a biscuit with your omelet?" "What do you feel like serving me?" x 27 breakfast orders = a waiter who could really use a couple of Prozac. - In the cocktail lounge: 6 guys hitting on women and 40 guys watching and scribbling notes. - For as often as "penis envy" comes up, it's either psychiatrists or a spammer's convention. - Bowls of complimentary mints in the lobby replaced with bowls of Zoloft and Paxil. - Gideon Bibles? Out. Copies of the DSM-IV-TR? In! - The hotel lounge is hosting some sort of event called "Shrink Rap." - Hallway fights break out between the "Freuds" and the "Jungs." - Signs on the room door handles read: "Enter if Disturbed." - It's a twelve-story building, but the elevators only go to 11. No TopFive.com Link Leave a comment

[Jan. 10th, 2008|11:30 am] Vēl viens labs uzrakstiņš :)) ( Uzmanību, bildē redzams uzraksts! ) Link Leave a comment

[Jan. 10th, 2008|01:31 pm] Ups!! :D ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Jan. 10th, 2008|03:30 pm] Emmm, palīglīdzeklis cilvēka labākajai draugam... :] ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Jan. 10th, 2008|04:22 pm] Porna skatīšanās - statistiķa viedoklis :D ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

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