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[Dec. 25th, 2007|11:06 am] |
Идёт напряжённый футбольный матч. Арбитр поминутно свистит, игроки грубят друг другу, фолят, жёлтые карточки так и порхают. Тут к арбитру подбегает один игрок и жалуется:
- Товарищ судья, а меня только что 5-й номер послал на х@й!
Судья, замотанный до беспредела, строго отвечает:
- Никто никуда не пойдёт! Играем, играем!
- Что-то меня сегодня трясет...
- Лихорадка?
- Прокуратура...
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Dec. 25th, 2007|11:11 am] |
The Top Rejected Lines From Geek Romance Novels
- "He had broken through the firewall of her heart, and now had access to the root directory of her passion."
- "She sighed gently as she ran her fingers through the sparse hairs on his sunken -- yet manly -- chest."
- "He pressed her firm, toned body against his pudgy, pasty flesh and like a slide rule his manhood began to swell logarithmically."
- "'I love it when you get on top like that,' his quivering fingers typed in response."
- "Her eyes twinkled like a hard-drive light during a defrag."
- "Like the page view count of a site that had been Slashdotted, his manhood leaped."
- "She was a Linux kernel contributor and knew their love was forbidden, but still her desire ran hot for the young MCSE."
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