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[Nov. 15th, 2007|07:43 am] |
По результатам Московских пробок скорость движения на знаках надо менять с 60 км/ч на 60ч/км
- Почему искусственные неровности называются "лежачими полицейскими", а не лежачими гаишниками?
- Потому что они не берут денег.
В лицо кастрюля борща
И два часа крика.
Потому что, вручая духи из бутика,
Я Наташке сказал- С днем рождения, Вика!
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[Nov. 15th, 2007|07:50 am] |
I used to think horoscopes were a bunch of crap, until I found a magazine that predicted with uncanny accuracy every single thing I was going to be doing during the following week. Pretty impressive, no? Seriously, you ought to try this "TV Guide" yourself.
Anthony Myers
Anyone who denies having been stupid as a kid is either still a kid or still stupid.
Marko Peric
The Illinois State Legislature recently passed a bill mandating a "moment of reflection" in public schools at the beginning of each day. The bill's sponsor said he hoped the quiet time would help students calm down and think about their plans. Sure, Mr. Politician. THAT'S what they'll be thinking about.
The Top Silent Reflections of High School Students
- "Wow, Mrs. Brown sure has a nice rack. Come to think of it, Mr. Smith isn't half bad, either."
- "Hey, I wonder if that blond cheerleader that heals fast on 'Heroes' loses her virginity, will it grow back?"( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Nov. 15th, 2007|01:56 pm] |
#1 New Year's Resolution is always to join a gym. But some gyms are a wee bit scarier than others, eh?
The Top Reasons Not to Join That Gym
- Clothing Optional Fridays.
- The trainers uniforms consist only of padded jock strap, padded sports bra and studded riding crop.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top 8 Signs You’ve Had Too Many Hospital Vending Machine Meals
- Whenever you take a day off, hospital administration raises the price on soft drinks by half just to compensate.
- You caught yourself sticking patient files in the microwave for 60 seconds.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Nov. 15th, 2007|04:17 pm] |
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Cieņa pret klientu - pirmajā vietā! :) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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