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[Nov. 6th, 2007|07:58 am] |
- Так вот что такое Handsfree - сказал он, услышав характерное почмокивание внизу живота и закинув руки за голову.
Один дpyг говоpит дpyгомy:
- Tы знаешь, y меня бабyшка от секса yмеpла.
- Это как???
- А, на#бнyлась с лестницы.
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[Nov. 6th, 2007|08:04 am] |
Swimming tip: Many people drown in only a few feet of water. So if you don't want to be thought of as a doofus at your own funeral, try to panic towards deeper water. That way your friends can hold their heads up in public.
Jerry L. Embry
I bet my mom wouldn't have written me out of her will for being an unemployed loser if she had known how good I'd eventually become at Minesweeper.
Jimbo
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[Nov. 6th, 2007|10:32 am] |
The Top Signs a Political Candidate Isn't Web Savvy
- Asks his campaign manager to print out a hard copy of the web so he can study it on the plane.
- His YouTube video begins with: "I bid you greetings, citizens of the Interwebs!"
- Keeps trying to dial the web address.
- His foreign policy platform shows undue concern over the plight of Nigerian royalty.
- Makes air quotes while saying "Internet".
- Promises no increase in e-mail postal rates.
Scientists have used a spinning mirror to build a 3D holographic projector.
The Top Uses for a True 360-Degree 3D Projector
- Like every other advance in the field of audio/visual media, it'll be used for better, more realistic porn.
- Live Court-TV broadcasts of the Britney custody hearings.
- Desktop Yoda!
- In itself it's cool, but coupled with Photoshop, you can look 15 pounds lighter.
- Making 3D copies of your butt for office party pranks.
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[Nov. 6th, 2007|01:38 pm] |
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Jauns pavērsiens stāstā par Mumu ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Nov. 6th, 2007|03:05 pm] |
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CP šādi varētu pavadāt iereibušos šoferus ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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