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October 5th, 2007

[Oct. 5th, 2007|11:37 am]
Не понимаю как можно формировать новый эшелон власти, когда старый всё ещё не отправлен по этапу...

- Почем сейчас права можно сделать?
- 800.
- Дорого...
- Гаишника, который дешевле делал, машина сбила...

Чyкча хвастается соседy:
- Кyпил себе надyвнyю женщинy в секс-шопе. Очень она в сексе помогает, однако.
- А каким обpазом? - спpашивает сосед.
- Пока, однако, я домой бегаю женy любить, она от оленей волков отпyгивает.
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[Oct. 5th, 2007|11:47 am]
The best thing about getting laid is you can wake up in the morning and say to yourself, "Great, I don't have to start working out yet!"
Don Swain

The cops got the wrong idea when they looked inside my fridge. I put Granny inside all that Tupperware after she died because the patented seal is the only thing strong enough to prevent Satan from claiming her eternal soul.
Andy Ihnatko

Whenever I watch Barney the dinosaur, I offer up a prayer of thanks for the meteorite that wiped out the rest.
G. Linsgru

The Top Other Reasons to Find Cash You Didn't Know You Had in Your Wallet/Purse
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[Oct. 5th, 2007|04:44 pm]
Komercpiedāvājums ;) ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Oct. 5th, 2007|05:10 pm]
Asprāši ;] ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Oct. 5th, 2007|05:27 pm]
Ceļazīmes :) ( ... tālāk ... )
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