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[Sep. 11th, 2007|07:55 am] |
Кто способен разбудить спящего-тот способен на любую подлость.
- Ирина, пойдёмте же в номер, я вам обещаю сегодня не пить!
- Ах, Андрей, вы мне льстите!
- Девушка, вам никто не говорил, что вы похожи на Мерилин Монро?
- Нет.
- И правильно. Потому что вы - вылитый Армен Джигарханян.
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[Sep. 11th, 2007|07:59 am] |
The Marines have a slogan that says, "Pain is just weakness leaving the body." That's a good slogan, but I don't think it's 100 percent accurate. Sometimes pain can be something else entering the body, like a fork.
Anthony Myers
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[Sep. 11th, 2007|08:38 am] |
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Pārsteidzoši lōģiski! :) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 11th, 2007|08:47 am] |
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Brīvprātīgais ugunsdzēsējs? ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 11th, 2007|10:28 am] |
The Top Grievances of the Internet Workers Union
- Not allowed to speak l33t on the job.
- Lack of unscheduled crashes on Mac and Linux causes insufficient time for hourly coffee breaks.
- Government-subsidized snail mail unfairly competes with e-mail.
- It took a long time to calm down the Plumber's Local 427 after they heard Senator Ted Stevens' "series of tubes" analogy.
- Want time-and-a-half for working mornings.
- In clear violation of the Internet Workers Collective Bargaining Agreement, users are emptying their own trash can icons.
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[Sep. 11th, 2007|04:30 pm] |
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O, kāda forša ģitāriņa! :) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 11th, 2007|04:56 pm] |
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Šis plakāts uzrunā, stipri uzrunā ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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