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September 5th, 2007

[Sep. 5th, 2007|07:27 am] Мы слишком редко видимся, чтобы при встрече пить чай. Мужик заходит в аптеку и говорит: - Мне нужен один гандон! Продавщица: - Коля, тебя! Первокурсник не сдал первую сессию, спрашивает у старшекурсника: - А что бывает, если не сдал сессию? - Ну препод на пересдаче посылает тебя в деканат, в деканате тебя посылают к замдеканy, замдекан тебя посылает к декану, а декан просто посылает... ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|07:36 am] As a CIA officer, I can confirm that working for the CIA is no picnic -- unless you're a CIA officer and you get assigned to spy at a picnic, in which case I can neither confirm nor deny that working for the CIA is a picnic. The Covert Comic I now own the world record for fewest hot dogs eaten in an hour. Between noon and 1:00 p.m., I ate no hot dogs at all, but I did throw up three hot dogs I ate earlier that day, so the record for fewest hot dogs eaten in an hour now stands at -3. Anthony Myers I'll bet cops get really annoyed when they get stuck in traffic behind some guy who's driving way too slow because there's a cop behind him. Wade Huggins No TopFive.com Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|07:40 am] [Tags | lolkatz ] Aktuāli no rīta... ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|07:43 am] Smokemon! ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|09:43 am] [Tags | krievu.lolkatz ] Es jau neko! ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|09:44 am] Viena nedēļa... ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|10:38 am] The Top Ways Work Will Be Different in the Year 3007 - Finally finished cleaning up from the Y3K bug. - Protesters on the lunar surface holding signs objecting to illegal immigrants from Beta Vanusi taking their jobs. - Unlike now, your work computer will boot *you* up. - The office will be completely paperless.... BAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!! - I'll finally be within five years of retirement. - Laser printers can be set to kill. No TopFive.com Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|11:27 am] Man istabas stūrī izskatās līdzīgi... Tikai dzelžu mazāk. ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|01:04 pm] Sapnis... :> ( ... tālāk ... ) Link 2 comments|Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|02:42 pm] A forši būtu tādu plīti havot ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|03:46 pm] Dzimumdiskriminācija, saproties. ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Sep. 5th, 2007|04:01 pm] Maukas tomāti! ( ... tālāk ... ) Link 6 comments|Leave a comment

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