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August 3rd, 2007

[Aug. 3rd, 2007|07:51 am]
- Ты чем занимаешься?
- Программы пишу!
- А слабо написать про килограммы?!

Сидит боксер, бухает с борцом.
Борец - Слушай, объясни что такое нокаут?
Боксер - Да я сам не в курсе, ни разу не попадал, но была другая херня. Бьюсь с америкосом, 1 раунд, 2, 3, тут раз в зале свет гаснет, ну я в свой угол отхожу чтобы в темноте ненароком не зацепило, свет включают я встаю, пошел, тут мне тренер по плечу: тихо, тихо ты уже 15 минут в раздевалке...
( ... tālāk ... )
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[Aug. 3rd, 2007|08:48 am]
Labs ieteikums ;] ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Aug. 3rd, 2007|10:36 am]
As a noted Dostoyevsky scholar, I'm particularly proud of my book, "'The Idiot' for Dummies." Because even that volume has proved inaccessible to some readers, I'm currently at work on "The Complete Idiot's Guide to '"The Idiot" for Dummies.'"
Bob Van Voris

The word "slaughter" sounds scary, but by simply removing the "s" you can reveal the innocent word "laughter." At least that's how my defense attorney explained it.
Kim Moser

No TopFive.com
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[Aug. 3rd, 2007|12:58 pm]
The Top Indications an Astronaut Is Drunk

- Keeps trying to sneak an ice chest into the payload bay.
- His Tang has a lime in it and salt on the rim.
- Too busy doing donuts in the lunar rover to realize that his oxygen tank is empty.
- When asked to stand on one foot, he instead elects to stand on *no* feet.
- He's under the rocket shouting "Where's the damn fuse?!"( ... tālāk ... )
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[Aug. 3rd, 2007|01:04 pm]
Dvīņubrālis? ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Aug. 3rd, 2007|03:20 pm]
Ieraduma spēks... ( ... tālāk ... )
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