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[Jul. 18th, 2007|09:56 am] |
Лучше всего умеют слушать те люди, рядом с которыми как раз лучше не болтать...
Новости. Федеральная служба безопасности перевыполнила план по внедрению оперативников в бандитские группировки. На данный момент насчитывается как минимум 16 бандитских группировок, состоящих полностью из оперативников Федеральной службы безопасности.
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[Jul. 18th, 2007|04:56 pm] |
I can't remember a life before Google. Fortunately, I can Google it.
Hyetal
When my girlfriend is mad at me, she refers to me as her "half-ass boyfriend." I get my revenge by referring to her as my "ass-and-a-half girlfriend."
Hugh Ringling
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[Jul. 18th, 2007|05:00 pm] |
The Top 15 Guesses at the Last Line of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"
- "Lord Voldemort was vanquished, but the wacky adventures of Anakin Potter had just begun!"
- "And then Harry joined hands with J.K. Rowling, and they set off, dragging the huge crate of money behind them, laughing all the way to the bank."
- "It was many, many years and a good many adventures later that Harry, as he was known in bygone days, greeted the small man who answered the round door with a hearty 'It is good to see you again, my friend Baggins!'"
- "Lord Voldemort, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
- "You know, Hermione, you should wear more sweaters."
- "And then Harry awoke, still in his small bed under the stairs at 4 Privet Drive, and turning to Suzanne Pleshette, said, 'Man, that was one long, freaky nightmare -- I dreamed I was a wizard.'"
- "Oh, Auntie Petunia, there's no place like Hogwarts!"
- "But before Hermione could console him over his rookie failure, Harry cried out, 'Cialis Erecto Viagralum!'"
- "The Dursleys of Number 4 Privet Drive never saw it coming."
- "Suddenly, everybody was run over by a truck."
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