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[Jun. 15th, 2007|07:44 am] |
Я веселая, стройная, красивая.
Люблю кататься, прыгать и смеяться.
Нужен шофер, батут и клоун
- Когда я в первый раз замуж выходила, такая неприятность случилась - ногу сломала.
- И что, ушёл жених?
- А куда он уйдет с поломанной-то ногой?
( Tajā skaitā, veltījums angļu valodas speciālistiem ;) ) |
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[Jun. 15th, 2007|07:51 am] |
Word to the wise: Remember, while it's illegal to leave the scene of an accident, there's nothing to stop you from driving away if you run over someone on purpose.
Anthony Myers
You think you have big problems until someone else tells you hers. Then you realize: Hey, if I act like I really care, maybe she'll invite me over to her place.
Jerry L. Embry
Don't bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. It turns out they're apparently against all three.
Wiley
No TopFive.com |
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[Jun. 15th, 2007|08:00 am] |
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Verī izteiksmīgs lol-kaķa purnz :> ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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