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[May. 8th, 2007|08:00 am] |
Я живу возле крупного аэропорта, где самолеты взлетают и садятся каждые 10 секунд.
И на хрена мне нужна бесшумная стиральная машина.
Живущий по закону курятника (клюй ближнего, сри на нижнего, а сам карабкайся вверх) волей-неволей приобретает петушиные черты.
- У какого животного четыре ноги и одна рука?
- У довольного питбультерьера.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[May. 8th, 2007|08:06 am] |
How come nobody ever says, "Life isn't fair" when something *positive* happens to them?
Tom Sims
Call me a hopeless romantic, but I believe in love at first sight. I even have a special word for it: "lust."
Linda Xu
I've been a teacher for many years, and some of my non-teacher friends used to say I see the world through rose-colored glasses. I correct them and tell them that I see it through a rose-colored rifle scope. Now they don't seem to bug me about it anymore.
I used to complain that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. Then I complained because he got the good parking spot.
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[May. 8th, 2007|12:18 pm] |
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Jebkuru uzrakstu var pārprast ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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